Spring Break
'The green implants make you explode'
Laura Griffith
Issue date: 4/28/05 Section: The Verge
The game takes no skill, and the best part is the sounds- of the kitten meowing as he flies out of the cannon, the bombs exploding, the bounce of the trampoline, the gulp of the plant eating the kitty and the splat of the kitty being impaled on the spikes.
A little grotesque for most? What if you aren't into dead kitties, but you get riled up talking about celebrities' latest scandals?
Imagine if there was a game where you could play Michael Jackson, and shoot little boys with nets to keep them from escaping your clutches? There is- it's called Escape from Neverland, and it can be found on zooass.com.
Not a big Jacko fan? Eonline.com offers a game much like Kaboom, an old school Atari favorite. One catch- it's called Kaboob, and it centers around breast implants.
The object of the game is to catch as many pink and purple implants as you can, as a plastic surgeon above you moves across the screen and drops them. The pink implants earn the player points, while purple ones cause the character's boobs to grow. Be careful not to catch the green ones, they make the character explode and the game is over.
Whatever your interests, there is a game online to suit them. Now excuse me, a kitten is waiting to be shot out of a cannon.
A little grotesque for most? What if you aren't into dead kitties, but you get riled up talking about celebrities' latest scandals?
Imagine if there was a game where you could play Michael Jackson, and shoot little boys with nets to keep them from escaping your clutches? There is- it's called Escape from Neverland, and it can be found on zooass.com.
Not a big Jacko fan? Eonline.com offers a game much like Kaboom, an old school Atari favorite. One catch- it's called Kaboob, and it centers around breast implants.
The object of the game is to catch as many pink and purple implants as you can, as a plastic surgeon above you moves across the screen and drops them. The pink implants earn the player points, while purple ones cause the character's boobs to grow. Be careful not to catch the green ones, they make the character explode and the game is over.
Whatever your interests, there is a game online to suit them. Now excuse me, a kitten is waiting to be shot out of a cannon.
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