Spring Break
Predictions from the all-knowing magic eight-ball
Something old, something new
Issue date: 4/23/04 Section: The Verge
First someone made the Grey Album-The Beatles White Album mixed with Jay-Z's "Black Album." Then along came Jay-Zeezer-Weezer's Blue Album mixed with Jay-Z's Black Album. Though we at The Verge think this trend is both alarming and wrong, we can't help but wonder 'What will come next?' This week with 12 predictions instead of the standard eight.
1. "Gabba Gabba Hey Ya!" Ramones meets Outkast.
Magic 8-Ball says: All signs point to yes
2. "Paid Tha Cost to be The Boss"- Snoop Dogg meets Bruce Springstein
Magic 8-Ball says: No
3. "Washing Machine and Da Derty Versions" Sonic Youth meets Nelly.
Magic 8-Ball says: My sources say no
4. "Metal Sunday" Metallica's "Black Album" and Cypress Hill's "Black Sunday."
Magic 8-Ball says: Yes
5. "London Calling for the Kids" The Clash's "London Calling" meets Yellowcard's "One for the Kids."
Magic 8-Ball says: All signs point to yes
6. "Pet Sounds Just Like You" The Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds" meet Keb' Mo's "Just Like You."
Magic 8-Ball says: No
7. "Eaten Back to Life after Death" Cannibal Corpse's "Eaten Back to Life" meets the Notorious BIG's "Life After Death."
Magic 8-Ball says: Not a chance in Hell
8. "Mama Said Knock You One Way Out" LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock you Out" meets the Allman Brothers' "One Way Out."
Magic 8-Ball says: Maybe later
9. "Heavy Petting Zoo-ropa" NOFX's "Heavy Petting Zoo" meets U2's "Zooropa."
Magic 8-Ball says: Definitely
10. "Castaways and Cutouts of Paper Monsters" The Decemberists' "Castaways and Cutouts" meet's Dave Gahan's "Paper Monsters."
Magic 8Ball says: No
11. "Pretty on the Inside Wants Out" Hole's "Pretty on the Inside" meets John Mayer's "Inside Wants Out."
Magic 8-Ball says: Definitely
12. "Milo Goes to College Dropout" The Descendents "Milo Goes to College" meets Kanye West's "College Dropout."
Magic 8-Ball says: Not a chance in Hell
1. "Gabba Gabba Hey Ya!" Ramones meets Outkast.
Magic 8-Ball says: All signs point to yes
2. "Paid Tha Cost to be The Boss"- Snoop Dogg meets Bruce Springstein
Magic 8-Ball says: No
3. "Washing Machine and Da Derty Versions" Sonic Youth meets Nelly.
Magic 8-Ball says: My sources say no
4. "Metal Sunday" Metallica's "Black Album" and Cypress Hill's "Black Sunday."
Magic 8-Ball says: Yes
5. "London Calling for the Kids" The Clash's "London Calling" meets Yellowcard's "One for the Kids."
Magic 8-Ball says: All signs point to yes
6. "Pet Sounds Just Like You" The Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds" meet Keb' Mo's "Just Like You."
Magic 8-Ball says: No
7. "Eaten Back to Life after Death" Cannibal Corpse's "Eaten Back to Life" meets the Notorious BIG's "Life After Death."
Magic 8-Ball says: Not a chance in Hell
8. "Mama Said Knock You One Way Out" LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock you Out" meets the Allman Brothers' "One Way Out."
Magic 8-Ball says: Maybe later
9. "Heavy Petting Zoo-ropa" NOFX's "Heavy Petting Zoo" meets U2's "Zooropa."
Magic 8-Ball says: Definitely
10. "Castaways and Cutouts of Paper Monsters" The Decemberists' "Castaways and Cutouts" meet's Dave Gahan's "Paper Monsters."
Magic 8Ball says: No
11. "Pretty on the Inside Wants Out" Hole's "Pretty on the Inside" meets John Mayer's "Inside Wants Out."
Magic 8-Ball says: Definitely
12. "Milo Goes to College Dropout" The Descendents "Milo Goes to College" meets Kanye West's "College Dropout."
Magic 8-Ball says: Not a chance in Hell
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